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WARMING,  GLOBAL COOLING, ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, SPONTANEOUS
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ETHNIC CLEANSING, FASCIST ACTION, CIVIL DISTURBANCE, CIVIL UNREST, CIVIL
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INSURRECTION, REVOLUTION, ACTIONS OF A FIFTH COLUMN, ARREST/KIDNAPPING,
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OR TRIBUNALS, ORDERS OF FOREIGN COURTS OR TRIBUNALS, ORDERS OF INTERNATIONAL
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HIGH TIDE, LOW TIDE, TIDAL ACTION, TIDAL VARIANCE, HAIR LOSS, MALE PATTERN
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SWINE INFLUENZA, AVIAN INFLUENZA, CHOLERA, SYPHILLIS, BREAKBONE FEVER, ASIAN
FLUSH, ALCOHOLISM, CAFFEINE ADDICTION, OPIOID DEPENDENCY/ADDICTION, COCAINE
ADDICTION, HALLUCINATION, AGORAPHOBIA, OBESITY, PARANOIA, HYPOKINESIA,
PARESTHESIA, SYNESTHESIA, ROSATIA, ACNE, SWEATING, DIZZINESS, LOSS OF BALANCE
OR COORDINATION, RADIATION EXPOSURE, RADIATION SICKNESS, LIGHTHEADEDNESS,
NUMBNESS OR TINGLING IN THE EXTREMITIES, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, SUICIDAL
TENDENCIES, SUICIDE, HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS, HOMICIDAL TENDENCIES, HOMICIDE,
INVASION BY EXTRATERRESTRIALS, BORDER DISPUTES,FISCAL CLIFF EXCEEDENCE,
WRINKLES IN CLOTHING, SCUFFS ON FOOTWEAR, FOOD PARTICULATES IN OR AROUND A
SLEEPING OR REST AREA, LITTER, EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE AGGLOMERATIONS OF DETRITUS
ON OR IN BODIES OF WATER, TSUNAMI, DROUGHT, WATERING RESTRICTIONS, WATERING
BANS, SUNSPOT, GEOMAGNETIC ANOMALIES, LUNAR OR SOLAR ECLIPSE, ANGSTY TEENAGE
POETRY, OCEANIC IRRADIATION, NUCLEAR REACTOR MELTDOWN, AMNESIA, CESSNAS
BECOMING CRASHED INTO HOUSES, LOSS OF OR DECREASE IN PATRONAGE, AUTOMOBILE
TRAFFIC LEVEL VARIANCES, TINEA CORPUS, TINEA PEDIS, OVEREXPLOITATION OF NATURAL
RESOURCES, THE TRADGEDY OF THE COMMONS, STRATOSPHERIC OZONE DEPLETION, SMUDGES
ON GLASS SURFACES, SCRATCHES ON GLASS SURFACES, ALTERED STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS
ATTAINED THROUGH THE USE OR ABUSE OF INTOXICANTS, GENDER DYSPHORIA, COMA,
SEIZURE, STROKE, SOCIAL OSTRACISM, OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER, BORDERLINE
PERSONALITY DISORDER, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, FAILURE OF FUTURES OR OTHER
DERIVATIVES TO ROLL, VOLCANIC ERUPTION, SUPERNOVAE, ABNORMAL MARKET MOVEMENT,
BRUSH FIRE, WILDFIRE, EXCESSIVE MARKET VOLATILITY, SECOND-HAND SMOKE, GRASS
FIRE, THE FAILURE OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADEQUATELY RAISE RATES, THE FAILURE
OF CONGRESS TO PASS A BUDGET, ELECTRICAL FIRE, CHEMICAL FIRE, GREASE FIRE,
TRAFFIC ON BLACK FRIDAY, GEOMAGNETIC STORM, WIND STORM, RAIN STORM, ICE STORM,
SNOW STORM, HAIL STORM, THUNDER STORM, DUST STORM, SAND STORM, TROPICAL STORM,
HURRICANE, TORNADO, BLIZZARD, THUNDER, LIGHTNING, AVALANCHE, MUDSLIDE, SONIC
BOOM, ASTEROID IMPACTS, SOLAR FLARE, DAMAGE TO HOME OR HOME FURNISHINGS,
PLANETARY ALIGNMENT, EXTRAORDINARY ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION FROM THE SUN, PIPE
RUPTURE, HVAC SYSTEM FAILURE, ARCHEOLOGICAL SITE DISCOVERIES, FAILURE OF THIRD
PARTIES TO DELIVER THE GOODS, CUMULATIVE TRAUMA DISORDER, MUSCULOSKELETAL
DISORDER, MONETARY INFLATION, MONETARY DEFLATION, LOSS OF MONETARY VELOCITY,
VARIATION IN SETTLEMENT OF FUTURES AND DERIVATIVES CONTRACTS, RUSSIAN
INTERFERENCE IN ELECTIONS, COVFEFE, THE DEATH OF CAPTIVE GUERILLAS, THE FAILURE
OF OTHERS TO PROPERLY ACKNOWELDGE THE GLORY OF HYPNOTOAD, TOENAIL FUNGUS,
FAILURES IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, VEGANISM, JAUNDICE, UNUSUAL PALLOR, PLANT DEATH,
MEAL WORM INFESTATION, CARCINOMA, ANAL PROLAPSE, HYSTERIA, PAROXYSM, BLACK
LUNG, DIARRHEA, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, CRAB CORE, THE UBIQUITY OF EBULLIENT
PARENTS ON FACEBOOK, ARACHNOPHOBIA, MAN BUNS, HOMOPHOBIA, HIGHER THAN AVERAGE
RENT, THE DEARTH OF NON-CISGENDERED BATHROOMS, CELLULITIS, THE INABILITY TO
CLEAR ONE'S THETANS, THE EXISTENCE OF NON-CISGENDERED BATHROOMS,
HETERONORMATIVITY, THE SUPRESSION OF JURY NULLIFICATION, CHALKING, CHE
T-SHIRTS, FLAG PINS, THE INVULNERABILITY OF THE HYPETRAIN, THE PLACING OF
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, LACK OF MORAL EQUIVALENCY IN LAW,
SHIFTLESSNESS, FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY JUDGE THE PASSING OF GAS, FAILURE TO
ACHIEVE YAHTZEE, ENTROPY, LYME DISEASE, ZIKA VIRUS, MICROCEPHALY, WEST NILE
VIRUS, AUTO-IMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME, HUMAN IMMUNODEFICIENCY VIRUS,
OPEN-MOUTHED MASTICATION, BASICNESS, MORSICATIO BUCCARUM, SUDDEN INFANT DEATH
SYNDROME, TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME, TOXOPLASMOSIS, CARROT PEOPLE, MOLE PEOPLE,
PULSE AUDIO, CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DWELLERS, KUDZU, RABBITS IN
AUSTRALIA, MAGPIE SEASON, POLYURIA, POLLAKIURIA, URINARY TRACT INFECTION,
KIDNEY INFECTION, KIDNEY FAILURE, DIABETES, PREGNANCY, UNWANTED INSEMINATION,
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION, ENURESIS RISORIA, EFFORT INCONTINENANCE, GOLDEN
SHOWERS, VASECTOMY, NOCTURNAL ENURESIS, NOCTURNAL EMISSION, SPERMATORRHEA,
MICTURATION UPON CARPETS OR RUGS, SEXSOMNIA, ASSAULT BY INCUBUS OR SUCCUBUS,
UNDESIRED GENITAL CONTACT, TOURETTE SYNDROME, BEING FRENCH, ISLAMOPHOBIA, BEING
INCORRECT/FALSE, FAILURE OF THE CORRECT NATION TO WIN THE WORLD CUP, SLEEP
APNEA, NARCOLEPSY, CATOPLEXY, WELD FAILURES, BAD TATTOOS OR TATTOOS PURCHASED
WHILE INTOXICATED, TATTOOS THAT EVINCE OR IMPLY BASICNESS, TRISOMY 21,
BANKRUPTCY, ADOLESCENT FASCISMO, BEING EMO, GOTH KIDS DANCING, THE EXISTENCE OF
MADIGANISTAN, THE SHITTINESS OF SKYPE ON LINUX, THE EXISTENCE OF SKYPE FOR
BUSINESS, MICROSOFT OUTLOOK, SUNRISE, NIGHT TERRORS, SLEEP PARALYSIS, TOBACCO
FALLING OUT OF CIGARETTES, FLIGHT DEPARTURE TIME EXCEEDENCE, FIRE SAFE
CIGARETTES, DRYNESS OF PIPE OR CIGAR TOBACCO, ACCIDENTAL TELEKINESIS,
ACCIDENTAL PYROKINESIS, ACCIDENTAL OR INVOLUNTARY AUTOPYROKINESIS, INVOLUNTARY
OR ACCIDENTAL DEMONIC POSSESSION, AUDITORY OR VISUAL WITNESS OF "YOLO",
CONGENITAL ARHINIA, KARDASHIAN LINEAGE/PARENTAGE, KANYE WEST, SKEEBALL LOSS,
PINBALL LOSS (EVEN IF ONE IS IN/FROM NEW JERSEY), DEICIDE, REGICIDE, PATRICIDE,
MATRICIDE, FRATRICIDE, DEMOCIDE, GENOCIDE, TACO SHELL
INADEQUACY/NONPERFORMANCE, MONTEZUMAS REVENGE,  ACETALDEHYDE ACCUMULATION,
IMMUNO OR GLUCO-METABOLIC CHANGE, DEHYDRATION, METABOLIC ACIDOSIS, DISTURBED
PROSTAGLANDIN SYNTHESIS, GORGOROTH, HANSON, THE DEARTH OF DETHKLOK, AFI POST
MMIII, PRIMUS, GOOP.COM, UBUNTU, VEISALGIA, DEATH BY SNOO SNOO, FAILURE TO GET
SCHWIFTY, UNCONTROLLABLE SQUANCHING, THE PLIGHT OF THE BIRD PERSON, THE TOYOTA
PRIUS, DECAF COFFEE, UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, DANCING PLAGUE, UNEXPECTED JIHAD,
WHITE PRIVELEGE, BILL MAHER MAKING JOKES IN POOR TASTE, WINE SPOILAGE, ACID
RAIN, MOUTH BREATHING, NECKBEARDISM, TRYPOPHOBIA, HYPNOPHOBIA, SYSTEMD, LENNART
POETTERING, PORPHYROPHOBIA, PAPRYOPHOBIA, EPHEBIPHOBIA, EPHEBIPHILIA,
METROPHOBIA, EMETOPHOBIA, SOMNIPHOBIA, GENIOPHOBIA, CHROMOPHOBIA, CHRONOPHOBIA,
EISOPTROPHOBIA, ERGOPHOBIA, PHOBOPHOBIA (EVEN IF PRESIDENTS SAY ONE SHOULD HAVE
PHOBOPHOBIA), FURRIES, EXCESSIVE PHYSICAL INATTRACTIVENESS, EXCESSIVE PHYSICAL
ATTRACTIVENESS, ATTRACTIVENESS TO ONE'S SELF, OVERLY LITIGIOUS TENDENCIES,
EMAIL QUOTA EXCEEDENCE, SCRIPT TEST FAILURES, VEHICLE TIRE INTEGRITY FAILURES,
STATS DOMINATION FAILURE, SHITTY HAIRCUTS, JOHN MCCAIN, REEFER MADNESS, HERPES,
DRACUNCULIASIS, EXCESSIVE/FALSE SEHNSUCHT/SAUDADE/DOR, THE INEVITABLE CONQUEST
OF MAN BY MACHINE, FAILURE OF SAMUEL L JACKSON TO GET AN OSCAR, CHRISTOPHER
CANTWELL, ABNORMALITIES IN HURRICANE INTENSITIES (PERCEIVED OR REAL), PEARL
CLUTCHING, THE NEWS CYCLE, MUSICAL INSTRUMENT STRING INTEGRITY FAILURE, THE
GRANDILOQUENCE PARTICULAR TO THE NOUVEAU RICHE, DUNWOODY, THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH,
MARXISM (CULTURAL OR OTHERWISE), VIRTUE SIGNALING, LACK OF SZECHUAN SAUCE,
BOOTLEG PETROLEUM PRODUCTS, THE SUDDEN UNPRECEDENTED NATURE OF EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENS EVERYWHERE (PERCEIVED OR REAL), NOVEL CORONA VIRUS, FAILURE TO MAINTAIN
SOCIAL DISTANCE, SHELTER IN PLACE ORDERS, TOILET PAPER SHORTAGES, N95 MASK
SHORTAGES, SHORTAGES OF PURELL OR OTHER HAND SANITIZERS, VISIBLE POLLEN
ACCUMULATION,  JEFFREY EPSTEIN NOT HAVING KILLED HIMSELF, CAROL BASKIN, SPOUSES
OR PARTNERS BEING FED TO ANIMALS, SPOUSES OR PARTNERS BEING INTERRED BENEATH
SEPTIC TANKS, LAYOFFS OR FURLOUGHS FROM EMPLOYMENT, SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
APPOINTMENTS, ARCH LINUX FANBOYS, THE INABILITY OF INTEL TO MOVE PAST THEIR
14NM PROCESS, THE PERPETUAL DIMINUTION OF THE LINUX JOURNAL BRAND, INCREASINGLY
TERRIBLE SOFTWARE, INCREASINGLY TERRIBLE HARDWARE, PARTICLE BOARD, THE
EXISTENCE OR NON-EXISTENCE OF EXTRADIMENSIONAL BEINGS INTRADIMENSIONAL BEINGS
AND/OR OTHERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS, POCKET DIMENSIONS, THE COLLAPSE OF A DIMENSION,
THE EXISTENCE OR NON-EXISTENCE OF OTHER DIMENSIONS, ABDUCTION BY
EXTRATERRESTRIALS, BALLOT RECOUNTS, HANGING CHADS, DELAYS IN ELECTION RESULTS,
INCORRECT ELECTION OUTCOMES, BROMINE SURFACING IN OLD PLASTICS, KEYBOARD SWITCH
FAILURES, POLITICIANS, GAS LEAKS, PIPE OR UTILITY LINE DAMAGE BY A CONTRACTOR,
DEATH BY ROGUE ROBOTS, GENERAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, FAILURE TO PASS THE
TURING TEST, EXISTENCE PERFORMANCE OR FAILURE OF REPLICANTS IN ANY TASK GENERAL
OR SPECIFIC, TURTLES OR TORTOISES BEING STUCK ON THEIR BACKS, DEATH DAMAGE LOSS
OF FUNCTION OR GAIN OF FUNCTION BY MEANS OF COMMERCIAL OR INDUSTRIAL MEAT FISH
OR POULTRY GRINDERS, GNU HURD, INJURIES OR DAMAGES CAUSED DIRECTLY OR
INDIRECTLY BY THE DISSATISFACTION OF RMS, THE EXISTENCE OF AND ACTIONS OF THE
GOVERNMENT OF ARGENTINA, INVOLUNTARY OR VOLUNTARY CENSORSHIP, FAILURE OF GRILLS
OR BARBEQUES TO HOLD TEMPERATURE, APPLE INC'S RITUAL CHANGING OF ITS HARDWARE
AND SOFTWARE ARCHITECTURE, CONSPIRACIES TO RIG ELECTIONS, DUBIOUS ELECTION
RESULTS, REFUSAL BY NATIONAL LEADERS TO ACCEPT ELECTION RESULTS, FAILURE OF
DOUGH TO RISE, THE PYTHON PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HIPSTERS, VOCIFEROUS DULLARDS,
COUNTY OFFICIALS OR CONTRACTORS DESTROYING THE LAWN OR FOLIAGE AROUND OR IN A
DWELLING, THE BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS, SENSITIVITY TRAINING, RACIAL
LECTURES FROM OLD WHITE PEOPLE, SCREEN FLICKERING ON THE ZX80, TECH BUZZ WORDS,
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE EVANGELISTS, BAT BORNE DISEASES, VIRAL MUTATION, BACTERIAL
MUTATION, WEEDS ASSAULTING LAWNS OR GARDENS, MOSQUITO SEASON, WORK MEETINGS
THAT AREN'T MEETINGS, SERVICE OR UTILITY FAILURES, THE SPREAD OF SOFTWARE AS A
SERVICE, DIMINISHING SOFTWARE LIFETIMES, FAILURE OF BUSINESS BROS TO KEEP THEIR
WORD, USELESS STAFF RESTRUCTURING, BUSINESS ACQUISITIONS, GOOGLE, SOCIAL MEDIA,
EXECUTION OF WARRANTS ON THE LAWYERS OF POLITICAL RIVALS, VISCOSITY CHANGE OF
ICE CREAM OR OTHER DAIRY PRODUCTS, DELAY OR CANCELLATION OF DC FILMS, BOOTLEG
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM, CRUSADES, THE FALL OF THE WESTERN ROMAN EMPIRE, VOWEL
SHIFTS, THE CHANGING OF HISTORY, CONQUESTS BY NOMADIC TRIBES OF THE EURASIAN
STEPPE, ANY ACTION BY FLORIDAMAN, GLACIAL MELT, GLACIER CALVING, THE
CANCELLATION OF FIREFLY, PABLUM, PARSONAGE-TURNER SYNDROME, FAILURE TO ACHIEVE
ENLIGHTENMENT, THE INHERENT INADEQUACY OF HUMAN LANGUAGE, THE DELAY OF THE NEXT
GAME OF THRONES NOVEL, EXCESSIVE QUEUE ORDER PLACEMENT PRICING, NEURALHASH
COLLISIONS, SURVEILLANCE BY MEGACORP, SUDDEN LOSS OF DEVICE OWNERSHIP, FAILURE
OF ELECTRON APPS TO IMPLEMENT CTL + U, CANCEL CULTURE, PLEA BARGAINING, PUSHING
OF ALL MENUS INTO HAMBURGER ICONS, TOUCH-CENTRIC DESKTOP ENVIRONMENTS, THE
INABILITY OF CONGRESS TO ELECT A SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, CAPACITOR PLAGUE, PCB
DAMAGE FROM ELECTROLYTE LEAKAGE, MOLD ON FLOPPY DISKS, ENNUI, PERPETUAL
CREATION OF NEW ORCHESTRATION FRAMEWORKS, ASSIMILATION BY BORG, INTERFERENCE BY
Q, BAD HAIR DAYS, UFO SIGHTINGS, GOVERNMENT REPORTING OF OR DENIAL OF UFOS,
CONFLICTING SUGGESTIONS OF ACTION IN RESPONSE TO A PANDEMIC, DAMAGE TO AN ITEM
IN SHIPPING, CIVILIZATIONAL COLLAPSE, ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, THE FALL OF THE
BRITISH EMPIRE, THE INTERFERENCE OF FOREIGN POWERS IN CIVIL WARS, WHETHER IN AN
ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF OR IN
CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.

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