Licentiam Absurdum 0.9.8

Lack of Warranty Information - Disclaimer - License


Part 01, Warranty Information
This software (all software made available through https://absurd.wtf) comes WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OR GURANTEE WHAT-SO-EVER. The developers, packagers, and distributors of this software TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR: hardware damage, data loss, epidemics, blight, infestation, crop failure, pestilence, famine, plague, killer bees, over-exploitation of natural resources, volcanic eruption, landslides, earthquakes, failure of a dam or levee, subsidence, sink holes, erosion, supernovae, eclipses, planetary alignment, geomagnetic storms, sunspots, solar flares, extraordinary electromagnetic radiation from the sun, asteroid impact, any other space calamity, wind storm, rain storm, ice storm, snow storm, hail storm, thunderstorm, dust storm, sand storm, tropical storm, hurricane, high tides, tornado, blizzard, thunder, lightning, sonic boom, floods, tidal wave, avalanche, drought, mudslide, greenhouse effect, stratospheric ozone depletion, global warming, second-hand smoke, grass fire, brush fire, electrical fire, wildfire, conflagration, explosion, inundation, electrical power failure, nuclear accident, energy shortage, brownout, power surges, ruptured pipes, loss of heat, fluctuations in heat, over-heating, light (or absence thereof), or air conditioning, telephone line noise, electrostatic discharge, computer hardware or software incompatibility or miscalculation resulting from time or date storage format, internet failures, failures of computer equipment, telecommunications equipment or other equipment, labor unrest, strikes, lockouts, work stoppages or other labor disturbances, critical shortages of labor or materials, riots, civil disturbances, civil disobedience, civil unrest, demonstrations, arrests, rebellion, sabotage, blockades, vandalism, burglary, malicious mischief, acts of terrorism, lockout, insurrection, revolution, jail breaks, the actions of prison escapees or fugitives, hostage incidents, political unrest, armed conflicts, militia actions, ethnic clashes, road rage, conventional war, nuclear war, biological war, electronic warfare, embargoes, wrongful government actions, extraordinary government intervention, orders of domestic, foreign or international courts or tribunals, requirement or restriction of any government or judicial entity, national emergency, restraint by court order or public authority, the 0, 1, >1 weapons of mass destruction (this could include but is not limited to: atomic weapons {fusion or fission}, radioactive contamination, biological, chemical, or any other means through which a weapon killing many people at once may operate), non-performance of third parties, hazardous materials incident, building or bridge collapse, the crash of any aircraft whether intentional or otherwise, toxic spills, train derailments, marine oil spills, a "Black Swan" event, any unavoidable accident, inability to obtain or delay in obtaining adequate labor, contracts, equipment, materials, transport or supplies, export delays in producing countries, insolvency on the part of a subcontractor, archeological site discoveries, industrial disputes or civil commotion, failure of third parties to deliver goods, invasion by extraterrestrials, any food-borne illness, headache, eye strain, fatigue, sleep deprivation, internet addiction, tendonitis, cumulative trauma disorder, writer's cramp, musculoskeletal disorders, repetitive stress injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, cubital tunnel syndrome, sciatica, chronic fatigue syndrome, static exertion, loss of balance or coordination, radiation exposure, attention deficit disorder, numbness or tingling in the extremities, caffeine addiction (or addiction to any illegal drug), hair loss, indigestion, loss of appetite, dry mouth, sweating, dizziness, paresthesia, fatigue, malaise, agoraphobia, hallucinations, hostility, hypokinesia, lightheadedness, changes in sexual function, obesity, paranoia, phobia, obsessive compulsive disorders, social ostracism, amnesia, euphoria, hallucinations, psychosis, seizures, coma, death, any act of God or Satan, data loss, data corruption, or any other malcontent experienced by use of any software made available through any medium anywhere within the universe/multiverse that may or may not contain the third planet from the star Sol in the Western spiral arm of the Milkyway Galaxy otherwise known as Earth.

Part 02, Disclaimer
THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY THEFT, MANGLING, MODIFICATION, COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, LICENSE INFRINGEMENT, OR OTHER ACTION ON SOURCES OR BINARIES TAKEN BY A DOWNLOADER OF THE SOFTWARE OR SOFTWARE SOURCES DOES NOT LAY WITH THE SOFTWARE CONTRIBUTORS BUT WITH THE DOWNLOADER HIMSELF OR HERSELF.


Part 03, License
If you are interested in redistributing absurd.wtf with or without modification, you are free to do so. It is only asked that if you do not modify absurd.wtf, leave its name intact and attribute the work to absurd.wtf. If you do not use the name absurd.wtf with your redistribution, or if you modify the system and redistribute it, you need not attribute it to absurd.wtf in any way whatever. Do make note, all of the software packages contained within absurd.wtf are subject to the copyright(s) of their creator(s), and we do not take responsibility for your actions (see Part 02).


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