Licentiam Absurdum 1.0.2

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1, Lack of Warranty
2, Change Log
3, Definitions


Part 01, Lack of Warranty
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
HARDWARE DAMAGE, ELECTRICAL POWER FAILURE, ELECTRICAL POWER SHORTAGE, THERMAL DECREASE, THERMAL INCREASE, THERMAL VARIANCE, THERMAL THRESHOLD EXCEEDENCE, LINE NOISE, RADIO FREQUENCY INTERFERENCE, ELECTROMAGNETIC INTERFERENCE, ELECTROSTATIC DISCHARGE, COMPUTER HARDWARE OR COMPUTER SOFTWARE INCOMPATIBILITY OR MISCALCULATION RESULTING FROM A TIME AND/OR DATE STORAGE FORMAT, DATA LOSS, DATA CORRUPTION, DISC READ ERRORS, FILESYSTEM/HIERARCHY CORRUPTION, HARDDISK STORAGE SECTOR MALFUNCTION OR FAILURE, BOOT SECTOR CORRUPTION OR FAILURE, COMPUTER HARDWARE FAILURE, COMPUTER NETWORK FAILURE, NETWORK INTERFERENCE, NETWORK PACKET COLLISION, TELECOMMUNICATIONS FAILURE, INTERNET ADDICTION, CUBITAL TUNNEL SYNDROME, CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME, SCIATICA, CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME, REPETITVE STRESS INJURIES, SLEEP DEPRIVATION, WRITER'S CRAMP, EYE STRAIN, HEADACHE, FOOD-BORNE ILLNESS, FOOD POISONING, FAILURE OF A DAM, FAILURE OF A LEVEE, SUBSIDENCE, AVULSION, EROSION, LANDSLIDE, EARTHQUAKE, SINK HOLE, RESONANCE CASCADE, TENDONITIS, FLOOD, TIDAL WAVE, FAMINE, PLAGUE, CROP FAILURE, PESTILENCE, KILLER BEES, CROP BLIGHT, VIRAL EPIDEMIC, BACTERIAL EPIDEMIC, FUNGAL EPIDEMIC, SKIN BOILS, BUBOS, MALICIOUS MISCHIEF, MALAISE, TOBACCO POISONING, TOBACCO STAIN, YEAST INFECTION, THRUSH, ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING, GLOBAL COOLING, ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, ZDAY, FLESH EATING BACTERIAL INFECTION, WRONGFUL GOVERNMENT ACTIONS (AS CONSTRUED BY THE POPULACE AT LARGE OR OTHER GOVERNMENT ENTITIES [COULD INCLUDE ACTS TAKEN THROUGH USE OF THE PATRIOT ACT (HR 3162) OR DHS IA-0257-09 THOUGH NOT NECESSITATING] WHETHER OR NOT BLACK HELICOPTERS ARE USED IN SUCH "WRONGFUL ACTION"), COMPLETELY ABSURD LICENSES THAT PERSIST IN EXISTENCE FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, CONVENTIONAL WARFARE, ASYMMETRIC WARFARE, CHEMICAL WARFARE, BIOLOGICAL WARFARE, NUCLEAR WARFARE, GUERILLA WARFARE, ELECTRONIC WARFARE, WAR DRIVING, ANTIFASCIST ACTION, ETHNIC CLEANSING, FASCIST ACTION, CIVIL DISTURBANCE, CIVIL UNREST, CIVIL DISOBEDIANCE, RIOT, REBELLION, REVOLT, VANDALISM, PROTEST, BOYCOTT, INSURRECTION, REVOLUTION, ACTIONS OF A FIFTH COLUMN, ARREST/KIDNAPPING, INCARCERATION/CAGING/JAILING, THEFT/TAXATION, THE ALT-RIGHT, ANTIFA, TERRORISM, VANDALISM, BURGLARY, HOME INVASION, JAIL BREAK, LABOR UNREST, STRIKE, STRIKE BREAKING, ACTS OF FUGITIVES, LABOR SHORTAGE, INUNDATION, CIVIL WAR, EXISTENCE OR NON-EXISTENCE OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION, FAKE NEWS, NON-PERFORMANCE OF THIRD PARTIES, ROAD RAGE, BLACK SWAN EVENTS, OIL SPILLS, HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INCIDENTS, EXPORT DELAYS IN PRODUCING COUNTRIES, INSOLVENCY ON THE PART OF A SUBCONTRACTOR, GOVERNMENT INSOLVENCY, LOCOMOTIVE DERAILMENT, EMBARGO, SANCTION, ORDERS OF DOMESTIC COURTS OR TRIBUNALS, ORDERS OF FOREIGN COURTS OR TRIBUNALS, ORDERS OF INTERNATIONAL COURTS OR TRIBUNALS, RESULTS OF ARBITRATION, FAILURE OF ANOTHER TO UPHOLD BINDING ARBITRATION AGREEMENTS, RESTRAINT BY COURT ORDER OR PUBLIC AUTHORITY, HIGH TIDE, LOW TIDE, TIDAL ACTION, TIDAL VARIANCE, HAIR LOSS, MALE PATTERN BALDNESS, BRIDGE FIRE, BRIDGE COLLAPSE, ROAD BUCKLING, BLACK ICE, METHICAN-AMERICANS, BUILDING COLLAPSE, BUILDING FIRE, ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER, HUNGER, STARVATION, DRY MOUTH, LOSS OF APPETITE, NAUSEA, INDIGESTION, SWINE INFLUENZA, AVIAN INFLUENZA, CHOLERA, SYPHILLIS, BREAKBONE FEVER, ASIAN FLUSH, ALCOHOLISM, CAFFEINE ADDICTION, OPIOID DEPENDENCY/ADDICTION, COCAINE ADDICTION, HALLUCINATION, AGORAPHOBIA, OBESITY, PARANOIA, HYPOKINESIA, PARESTHESIA, SYNESTHESIA, ROSATIA, ACNE, SWEATING, DIZZINESS, LOSS OF BALANCE OR COORDINATION, RADIATION EXPOSURE, RADIATION SICKNESS, LIGHTHEADEDNESS, NUMBNESS OR TINGLING IN THE EXTREMITIES, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, SUICIDE, HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS, HOMICIDAL TENDENCIES, HOMICIDE, INVASION BY EXTRATERRESTRIALS, BORDER DISPUTES, FISCAL CLIFF EXCEEDENCE, WRINKLES IN CLOTHING, SCUFFS ON FOOTWEAR, FOOD PARTICULATES IN OR AROUND A SLEEPING OR REST AREA, LITTER, EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE AGGLOMERATIONS OF DETRITUS ON OR IN BODIES OF WATER, TSUNAMI, DROUGHT, WATERING RESTRICTIONS, WATERING BANS, SUNSPOT, GEOMAGNETIC ANOMALIES, LUNAR OR SOLAR ECLIPSE, ANGSTY TEENAGE POETRY, OCEANIC IRRADIATION, NUCLEAR REACTOR MELTDOWN, AMNESIA, CESSNAS BECOMING CRASHED INTO HOUSES, LOSS OF OR DECREASE IN PATRONAGE, AUTOMOBILE TRAFFIC LEVEL VARIANCES, TINEA CORPUS, TINEA PEDIS, OVEREXPLOITATION OF NATURAL RESOURCES, THE TRADGEDY OF THE COMMONS, STRATOSPHERIC OZONE DEPLETION, SMUDGES ON GLASS SURFACES, SCRATCHES ON GLASS SURFACES, ALTERED STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS ATTAINED THROUGH THE USE OR ABUSE OF INTOXICANTS, GENDER DYSPHORIA, COMA, SEIZURE, STROKE, SOCIAL OSTRACISM, OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER, BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, FAILURE OF FUTURES OR OTHER DERIVATIVES TO ROLL, VOLCANIC ERUPTION, SUPERNOVAE, ABNORMAL MARKET MOVEMENT, BRUSH FIRE, WILDFIRE, EXCESSIVE MARKET VOLATILITY, SECOND-HAND SMOKE, GRASS FIRE, THE FAILURE OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADEQUATELY RAISE RATES, THE FAILURE OF CONGRESS TO PASS A BUDGET, ELECTRICAL FIRE, CHEMICAL FIRE, GREASE FIRE, TRAFFIC ON BLACK FRIDAY, GEOMAGNETIC STORM, WIND STORM, RAIN STORM, ICE STORM, SNOW STORM, HAIL STORM, THUNDER STORM, DUST STORM, SAND STORM, TROPICAL STORM, HURRICANE, TORNADO, BLIZZARD, THUNDER, LIGHTNING, AVALANCHE, MUDSLIDE, SONIC BOOM, ASTEROID IMPACTS, SOLAR FLARE, DAMAGE TO HOME OR HOME FURNISHINGS, PLANETARY ALIGNMENT, EXTRAORDINARY ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION FROM THE SUN, PIPE RUPTURE, HVAC SYSTEM FAILURE, ARCHEOLOGICAL SITE DISCOVERIES, FAILURE OF THIRD PARTIES TO DELIVER THE GOODS, CUMULATIVE TRAUMA DISORDER, MUSCULOSKELETAL DISORDER, MONETARY INFLATION, MONETARY DEFLATION, LOSS OF MONETARY VELOCITY, VARIATION IN SETTLEMENT OF FUTURES AND DERIVATIVES CONTRACTS, RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE IN ELECTIONS, COVFEFE, THE DEATH OF CAPTIVE GUERILLAS, THE FAILURE OF OTHERS TO PROPERLY ACKNOWELDGE THE GLORY OF HYPNOTOAD, TOENAIL FUNGUS, FAILURES IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, VEGANISM, JAUNDICE, UNUSUAL PALLOR, PLANT DEATH, MEAL WORM INFESTATION, CARCINOMA, ANAL PROLAPSE, HYSTERIA, PAROXYSM, BLACK LUNG, DIARRHEA, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, CRAB CORE, THE UBIQUITY OF EBULLIENT PARENTS ON FACEBOOK, ARACHNOPHOBIA, MAN BUNS, HOMOPHOBIA, HIGHER THAN AVERAGE RENT, THE DEARTH OF NON-CISGENDERED BATHROOMS, CELLULITIS, THE INABILITY TO CLEAR ONE'S THETANS, THE EXISTENCE OF NON-CISGENDERED BATHROOMS, HETERONORMATIVITY, THE SUPRESSION OF JURY NULLIFICATION, CHALKING, CHE T-SHIRTS, FLAG PINS, THE INVULNERABILITY OF THE HYPETRAIN, THE PLACING OF PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, LACK OF MORAL EQUIVALENCY IN LAW, SHIFTLESSNESS, FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY JUDGE THE PASSING OF GAS, FAILURE TO ACHIEVE YAHTZEE, ENTROPY, LYME DISEASE, ZIKA VIRUS, MICROCEPHALY, WEST NILE VIRUS, AUTO-IMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME, HUMAN IMMUNODEFICIENCY VIRUS, OPEN-MOUTHED MASTICATION, BASICNESS, MORSICATIO BUCCARUM, SUDDEN INFANT DEATH SYNDROME, TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME, TOXOPLASMOSIS, CARROT PEOPLE, MOLE PEOPLE, PULSE AUDIO, CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DWELLERS, KUDZU, RABBITS IN AUSTRALIA, MAGPIE SEASON, POLYURIA, POLLAKIURIA, URINARY TRACT INFECTION, KIDNEY INFECTION, KIDNEY FAILURE, DIABETES, PREGNANCY, UNWANTED INSEMINATION, ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION, ENURESIS RISORIA, EFFORT INCONTINENANCE, GOLDEN SHOWERS, VASECTOMY, NOCTURNAL ENURESIS, NOCTURNAL EMISSION, SPERMATORRHEA, MICTURATION UPON CARPETS OR RUGS, SEXSOMNIA, ASSAULT BY INCUBUS OR SUCCUBUS, UNDESIRED GENITAL CONTACT, TOURETTE SYNDROME, BEING FRENCH, ISLAMOPHOBIA, BEING INCORRECT/FALSE, FAILURE OF THE CORRECT NATION TO WIN THE WORLD CUP, SLEEP APNEA, NARCOLEPSY, CATOPLEXY, WELD FAILURES, BAD TATTOOS OR TATTOOS PURCHASED WHILE INTOXICATED, TATTOOS THAT EVINCE OR IMPLY BASICNESS, TRISOMY 21, BANKRUPTCY, ADOLESCENT FASCISMO, BEING EMO, GOTH KIDS DANCING, THE EXISTENCE OF MADIGANISTAN, THE SHITTINESS OF SKYPE ON LINUX, THE EXISTENCE OF SKYPE FOR BUSINESS, MICROSOFT OUTLOOK, SUNRISE, NIGHT TERRORS, SLEEP PARALYSIS, TOBACCO FALLING OUT OF CIGARETTES, FLIGHT DEPARTURE EXCEEDENCE, FIRE SAFE CIGARETTES, DRYNESS OF PIPE OR CIGAR TOBACCO, ACCIDENTAL TELEKINESIS, ACCIDENTAL PYROKINESIS, ACCIDENTAL OR INVOLUNTARY AUTOPYROKINESIS, INVOLUNTARY OR ACCIDENTAL DEMONIC POSSESSION, AUDITORY OR VISUAL WITNESS OF "YOLO", CONGENITAL ARHINIA, KARDASHIAN LINEAGE/PARENTAGE, KANYE WEST, SKEEBALL LOSS, PINBALL LOSS (EVEN IF ONE IS IN/FROM NEW JERSEY), DEICIDE, REGICIDE, PATRICIDE, MATRICIDE, FRATRICIDE, DEMOCIDE, GENOCIDE, TACO SHELL INADEQUACY/NONPERFORMANCE, MONTEZUMAS REVENGE, ACETALDEHYDE ACCUMULATION, IMMUNO OR GLUCO-METABOLIC CHANGE, DEHYDRATION, METABOLIC ACIDOSIS, DISTURBED PROSTAGLANDIN SYNTHESIS, GORGOROTH, HANSON, THE DEARTH OF DETHKLOK, AFI POST MMIII, PRIMUS, GOOP.COM, UBUNTU, VEISALGIA, DEATH BY SNOO SNOO, FAILURE TO GET SCHWIFTY, UNCONTROLLABLE SQUANCHING, THE PLIGHT OF THE BIRD PERSON, THE TOYOTA PRIUS, DECAF COFFEE, UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, DANCING PLAGUE, UNEXPECTED JIHAD, WHITE PRIVELEGE, BILL MAHER MAKING JOKES IN POOR TASTE, WINE SPOILAGE, ACID RAIN, MOUTH BREATHING, NECKBEARDISM, TRYPOPHOBIA, HYPNOPHOBIA, SYSTEMD, LENNART POETTERING, PORPHYROPHOBIA, PAPRYOPHOBIA, EPHEBIPHOBIA, EPHEBIPHILIA, METROPHOBIA, EMETOPHOBIA, SOMNIPHOBIA, GENIOPHOBIA, CHROMOPHOBIA, CHRONOPHOBIA, EISOPTROPHOBIA, ERGOPHOBIA, PHOBOPHOBIA (EVEN IF PRESIDENTS SAY ONE SHOULD HAVE PHOBOPHOBIA), FURRIES, EXCESSIVE PHYSICAL INATTRACTIVENESS, EXCESSIVE PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS, ATTRACTIVENESS TO ONE'S SELF, OVERLY LITIGIOUS TENDENCIES, EMAIL QUOTA EXCEEDENCE, SCRIPT TEST FAILURES, VEHICLE TIRE INTEGRITY FAILURES, STATS DOMINATION FAILURE, SHITTY HAIRCUTS, JOHN MCCAIN, REEFER MADNESS, HERPES, DRACUNCULIASIS, EXCESSIVE/FALSE SEHNSUCHT/SAUDADE/DOR, THE INEVITABLE CONQUEST OF MAN BY MACHINE, FAILURE OF SAMUEL L JACKSON TO GET AN OSCAR, CHRISTOPHER CANTWELL, ABNORMALITIES IN HURRICANE INTENSITIES (PERCEIVED OR REAL), PEARL CLUTCHING, THE NEWS CYCLE, MUSICAL INSTRUMENT STRING INTEGRITY FAILURE, THE GRANDILOQUENCE PARTICULAR TO THE NOUVEAU RICHE, DUNWOODY, THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH, MARXISM (CULTURAL OR OTHERWISE), VIRTUE SIGNALING, LACK OF SZECHUAN SAUCE, BOOTLEG PETROLEUM PRODUCTS, THE SUDDEN UNPRECEDENTED NATURE OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE (PERCEIVED OR REAL), ANY ACT OF GOD OR SATAN, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.


Part 02, Change Log


Part 03, Definitions
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This definition is non-binding.


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